"I once knew a dwarf who used to carry his own sets of stairs for when he went in libraries"

Ricky Gervais is no doubt the funniest man on the planet right now. I absolutely love him and, if I was given the opportunity, I would marry him in a heartbeat. There have been a few good TV shows out in the past decade or so, but nothing compares to Extras, The Office, his live shows or his movies. He's absolutely brilliant.