Thursday, October 1, 2009

Dear pop-punk wannabes stuck in the 1990's,

I really like the way you wear your baseball cap backwards. That sure is telling society! They want you to wear a hat forwards but you're telling them you're not going to, that's punk man.
I love your pants too by the way. You know the kind where you aren't sure if they're long shorts
or short pants because they go just above the ankle? Rock on dude.
And what's that? Oh a shirt that says "98% Chimpanzee" - how funny. And that tie you wear with it even though it's unnecessary is really sticking it to the man.

I like that you complain that Green Day's new stuff sucks but their early stuff was good when, in actuality, they've always sounded exactly the same... and they've ALWAYS sucked. NoFX are equally as shit and so are: Simple Plan, Avril Lavigne, Blink 182, Kisschasey, Less Than Jake, My Chemical Romance, Short Stack - really, the list goes on.

Punk isn't about the music you listen to or the clothes you wear. It's all about being yourself and doing what you want to do in life. Don't argue with me that you are being yourself when I know for a fact that everybody that listens to pop-punk all look the same with very few exceptions. Music with a message is definitely important too so get yourself some taste and listen to some real music.

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