About midday today I went to the SANFL (South Australian National Football League - not the proper football with the round ball though) with my brother Tim and his friend Jimmy. Upon arrival it was incredibly cloudy, freezing cold and raining. About 10 minutes after arriving the clouds went away and it became extremely boiling hot. For the first time in about 7 years I got sunburnt, particularly on my nose which is exceedingly painful. I look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer and feel like a twat... not literally, mind you, because that would be weird.
After the game we swung past a Thirsty Camel drive in bottle-o and bought some drinks. After only two raspberry cruiser drinks I became drunk thanks to not having eaten all day. I found myself walking into my brother's house's front door and not being able to walk in a straight line or see clearly. I went home and immediately slept it all off only to awake with an agonising ear-ache.
Then I lost my appetite completely because I felt ill from not having eaten all day.
Now I can't decide whether I'm awake or tired, I'm writing this pointless blog and I have a sore wrist, ear and nose.
At least my nose will suit tomorrow at the Adelaide United match... maybe I should just paint my face red so I can hide my sunburn...
This is the shittiest blog I've ever bothered to write but that's ok. Let's just end it on a photographic note of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore... in fact, I might watch some of their stuff now:
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