Bad Puns.

Today my friend and I were pissing ourselves at T-Shirts with bad puns on them, I immediately bought this one that said Cereal Killer:



Although I really did want the Raisin The Roof one, I might go back and get it:



And then my friend also felt the need to buy one and bought this charming "I Put Out" shirt:





Please share your awful puns with me 'cause I'm in the mood for them. Here's some to share:

1. Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.
I think I might be LACK-TOES intolerant.

2. That was no terrapin, that was our old school mistress. She tortoise/taught us.