Save The Music!

Music was so much simpler back in the 1950's and it sounded so much better because of it! When all you needed was a guitar, a double bass and a snare drum - you had yourself a band right there. But now we have to have 2 drummers, a drum machine, 5 keyboards, 3 synthesisers, and an electric bass that sounds like you're taking a shit.

When you don't have one of those bands, you've got the female singer who either plays a piano or an acoustic guitar and whispers into the microphone like she's embarrassed to be singing what she's singing (and so she should be!)

Then we have the modern punk which is an absolute insult to punk. Songs about farting on your first date to the movies and McDonalds and how she ran away and you can't get her back unless you write this shitty song for her. Grow up and get a job and stop claiming you're a punk because you have dyed hair and a shirt that says "NoFX" on it. I've noticed the fans of NoFX are almost all in their late 20's still living at home with their parents.

You know what we need more than ever right now? I do: